Saturday, March 4, 2017

Buy Cow Dung Soap now

Initially when I found that amazon is selling Cow Dung cakes online,  I was shocked and humored but recent news of Government Researching Cow urine for Cancer Treatment have taken me out of my wits.

Today when I discovered a Soap which people are buying made from Cow Urine and Cow Soap, I felt it needs to be shared. So find the all new Patanjali Kanti Panchagavya Soap made from Cow Urine and Cow Dung for a more stinkier skin.

Cow Dung Soap

Friday, January 20, 2017

Donal J Trump Inaugral Address : Live Funny Excerpts From Speech

Donald J Trump's Inaugural Speech:

Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: Fuck you.

We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to doom our country and to restore balance in world power.

Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for years to come. We will face challenges. We will confront hardships. But we will get the job done.

Today's ceremony, however, has very special meaning. Because today we are not merely transferring power from one administration to another, or from one party to another -- but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to Moscow, the Man without a Face. And Thank You Bane for the inspiration

For too long, a small group of nation's  has reaped the rewards of power while the rest of world borne the cost. Washington flourished -- but the world did not get share in its wealth. US prospered -- but the world crumbled.

That all changes -- starting right here, and right now, because this moment is your moment: it belongs to you.

From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.
From this moment on, it's going to be America Last

I will fight wars for you with every breath in my body -- and I will never, ever let you down.
America will start winning again, winning like never before..

We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and hire American. - Thank You Modi for inspiration.

We will reinforce old alliances and form new ones -- and unite the civilized world against radical Islamic terrorism, which we will eradicate completely from the face of the Earth. - Thank You Hitler for inspiration!

We will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action -- constantly complaining but never doing anything about it. The time for empty talk is over. Now arrives the hour of action.. - Though You took me! In your face!

Together, We will make America weak again.
We will make Russia wealthy again.
We will make Hitler proud again.
We will make World War again.
And yes, together, we will doom America again. 
Thank you. 
God bless you. And God bless America.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

How to send a meeting request correctly with nodemailer?

I am trying to use the following code to send out meeting request using nodemailer. The problem I am facing is that the meeting invite is going as an attachment ics file instead of request where one can directly add. I have tried it on multiple mail client. Any pointers would be highly appreciated.
                    from: ' ',
                    to: '',
                    subject: 'Meeting',
                    //html: "Hi",
                    text: "Hola!!",
                    alternative: {
                      contentType: "text/calendar; method=REQUEST; name='meeting.ics';component=VEVENT",
                      contents: new Buffer(cal.toString()),
                    headers: {
                              "Content-Type": "text/calendar", 
                    //attachments : [{filename:'invite.ics',contents: cal.toString()}]
                    }, function(err, responseStatus) {
                    if (err) {
                        res.render('schedule',{errors: err.message});
                    } else {
                        res.render('schedule',{success_msg: "Successfully Created!"});

Gmail does not show meeting request and give an option to add to calendar if sender and receiver are same.
This is what worked for me:
                    from: ' ',
                    to: '',
                    subject: 'Meeting',
                    html: "Hiya!!",
                    text: "Hola!!",
                    alternatives: [{
                      contentType: "text/calendar",
                      content: new Buffer(ical)
                    }, function(err, responseStatus) {
                    if (err) {
                        res.render('schedule',{errors: err.message});
                    } else {
                        res.render('schedule',{success_msg: "Successfully Created!"});
function createIcal(params,uid) {
start = new Date(params.start);
end = new Date(params.end);
ts = new Date();
start = getTZFormat(start);
end = getTZFormat(end);
ts = getTZFormat(ts);
uid = replaceAll('-','',guid());
main_email =;
part_email = params.main_email;
org_name = "BakBak Scheduler";
org_email = "";
subject = params.subject;
agenda = params.agenda;
url = ''+main_email+','+part_email;
escaped_url = ' <'+url+'>';
return 'BEGIN:VCALENDAR\r\n'
+'PRODID:-//Bakbak//BakBak Scheduler Calendar 1.0//EN\r\n'
+'UID:'+ uid +'\r\n'
+'DESCRIPTION:'+ agenda +' \r\n'
+'LOCATION: Web Location'+escaped_url+'\r\n'

Sunday, March 27, 2016

How similar is Lalu Prasad Yadav and Donal Trump?

Its amazing how two people continents apart could be so similar. We recently analysed personality of Mr Lalu Prasad Yadav and Donal Trump and the results are:

Comical Character:

Both these personalities are favourite of Caricature Artist. See the images below:

Both of these characters have been favourite of SitCom and Standup Artists. Check out the video below:

Both indulge in "polarization of masses" for politics:

Lalu Prasad have always supported caste based politics in India, and have divided the country based on caste and have supported Reservation in the Country based on the caste. Thats one of the major reason of his popularity. 

Laloo have gone to the extent of using a look alike of Osama bin Laden in an attempt to woo Muslim voters. Luckily enough this move backfired.

On the similar lines, Donald Trump is trying to polarise the US metropolitan society by going against  muslim comment and Mexican immigrants to gain popularity. He is advocating banning of Muslims from US.

Speaking irrationally without thinking:

Donald Trump Heaps Insults on Lindsey Graham, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Other Foes. 

Laloo on other end have accused LK Advani of a conspiracy to assassinate Md Ali Jinnah and described him as an international absconder.

4.5 billion Rich...

Donal Trump has a current net worth of $4.5 billion. He had inherited around US$200,000 from his father. 
While Lalu Prasad Yadav have siphoned around Rs 4.5 billion in fodder scam. 

Lots of Children

Donald Trump have 5 children with 3 wife.

While Lalu has 9 children, google faces problem to fit answer to this question in single screen ;)

Legal Cases:

Lalu have been convicted in corruption case. He has been charged for Fodder Scam, Disproportionate Asset cases. He had lost his parliamentary seat for being convicted for Fodder Scam. Though lots of cases against him are been closed by a plea from Nitish Government.

Donald Trump have been involved in various legal battle through out his life though case of corruption have been registered against him.

Media Painting Wrong Picture of Bihar

In recent discussions with a friend who being a die hard Laloo and RJD supporter came up with a claim that crime have gone down in Bihar since the government came into power. I doubted his claim, for this he pulled out some articles which were a mockery of data analysis.

The author of this article is comparing 6 months of data to 2 months of data. Which is wrong. Moreover, the swearing in ceremony was on 20th November, so I am not sure how can this month be included in the average.

Moreover crime rate is very seasonal so the month to month comparison needs to be done or equal amount of months must be taken in analysis. Taking average is skewed for crime.

So I have done the analysis on above principles and found the following:

The crime rate has increase in Bihar since the Government have come to power:

And if i see the seasonal crime rate in Bihar, then following is the anlysis:

Both the analysis has data from Police Department. I seriously wonder whats the state of reporting or how much advertisement fees of DailyO comes from RJD?